Move over YBAs, you're past your sell-by dates.
'Hey you old farts, your work is becoming dull, repetitive and predictable. You're going round in circles with yer spots, splashes, scratchy scribbles, penes, pointless phrases, dead animals and lifeless work.
Oh, and thanks for doing bugger all to help the new generations of artists, who unlike you lot, have to pay exorbitant fees and get deep in debt. Surely with all your milllions you could help by setting up a few bursaries or scholarships?
Our day will come...soon."