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LAST CALL - A DRINKING WALK
LAST CALL FOR THE RETCHING SLURRING BEATIFIC BODY. AN ELEGAIC LAST HURRAH FOR THE STUMBLING CARNIVAL; THE PAVEMENT TALKERS, BUS STOP PREACHERS AND THOSE WHO HOWL AT TRAFFIC.
MEAT WAGONS AT 8:00 AM NO SIRENS NO PACK DRILL JUST DULL THUD OF CARCASSES AND THE SLOW TRICKLE OF AUTHORISED POISONS RECENTLY UNAUTHORISED, POURED AWAY. PLEASE LEAVE THE AREA IN AN ORDERLY FASHION. SLEEP EASY – YOUR INVESTMENTS ARE SAFE. NO RESIDENTS WILL BE HARMED BY THIS ACTION. IF YOU ARE HARMED, YOU ARE NOT A RESIDENT.
DO NOT PANIC – THIS ORDER IS NOT FOR YOU.
A circumnavigation of the perimeter of Hackney Council's Designation Orders - Criminal Justice and Police Act 2001, section 13; The Local Authorities (Alcohol Consumption in Designated Public Places) Regulations 2001. These zones, coming into effect on December 1st 2009, will effectively make it an offence to consume alcohol on the street.
Bring Booze, cameras, banners etc.
THE WALK WILL END IN DRUNKENNESS AND A PERFORMANCE...
